gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

oomshi:

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

plasticbagvevo:

introducing your friends to tumblr

image

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

popunklegend:

EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

modifiedmummytobe:

Instead of me having to explain why I don’t like rape jokes, how about you explain why you find them funny.

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun