by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
my phone battery died faster than my dreams
introducing your friends to tumblr
can’t wait to own dogs with u
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
EVERYONE I FOLLOW ARE CUTIES AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME ARE CUTIES WOW IF UR READING THIS UR A CUTIE WOWOWOW CUTIES
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
Instead of me having to explain why I don’t like rape jokes, how about you explain why you find them funny.