still laughing 2 years later at zayns face when the when the interviewer said harrys doll was the only one left on the shelf
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
why is it that when dylan sprouse and calum hood had nudes leaked everyone praised how well they handled it and attacked those who leaked them, but when over 50 female celebrities have nudes leaked, the hacker responsible is called a ‘hero’ and the victims are called ‘sluts’ and ‘whores’
i know why
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source
HOW COME AN OTTER GETS POCKETS AND WOMEN STILL DON’T!!!!!!!!
do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands
no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS
i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like