bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

ziamchapel:

still laughing 2 years later at zayns face when the when the interviewer said harrys doll was the only one left on the shelf

image

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

billy-forsetti:

why is it that when dylan sprouse and calum hood had nudes leaked everyone praised how well they handled it and attacked those who leaked them, but when over 50 female celebrities have nudes leaked, the hacker responsible is called a ‘hero’ and the victims are called ‘sluts’ and ‘whores’

oh wait

i know why

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

laenij:


"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

HOW COME AN OTTER GETS POCKETS AND WOMEN STILL DON’T!!!!!!!!

laenij:

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

HOW COME AN OTTER GETS POCKETS AND WOMEN STILL DON’T!!!!!!!!

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

divesting:

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened